I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you and whoops sexy times.
Alam niyo guys, wag kayong papatol sa mga bloggers. Kung masarap silang magmahal, mas masakit silang mangiwan. Kase putangina.
Something inside is hurting you – that’s why you need cigarettes or whiskey, or music turned so fucking loud you can’t think.
5000 friends on Facebook, 1500 on twitter, 1000 on Tumblr, 1000 on Instagram, 500 at your wedding, 5 during hard times, 2 at your burial, and alone in your grave. Reality.
fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown